You haven’t slept more than 45 minutes straight. You’ve Googled everything from “tongue tie” to “sleep coach” with one hand. You’re in the right place.

Please Stop Crying is a collection of articles, reviews, and products for sarcastic parents of screaming kids. You’re not alone

 

Articles and Reviews

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Babocush Review: “Holy shit, that’s genius!”
Admitting that your baby prefers lying on their tummy is like admitting that you deal drugs, hunt dolphins, or don’t recycle. But

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It Gets Better
A shoutout to all the exhausted parents who are uselessly googling “sleep training” and “4 month regression” and “food intolerances”

Best Swaddle For A High Needs Baby – Even When They Hate Swaddles
There are two basic types of swaddles: A blanket that you wrap around the baby yourself or a pre-made swaddle

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Moby Wrap: Like Stuffing An Octopus In A Sack
If this is your first experience with carriers then be ready for a really steep learning curve. To use the Moby

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Shower Sling by Beachfront Baby: “Not perfect but at least my butt is clean”
The dragon baby won’t be put down. Ever. You need a shower so badly that you can smell your own

How To Swaddle a Fussy Baby (With Step by Step Instructions)
How do you swaddle a high needs baby? Fast. That’s how. Most of our high needs babies hate being swaddled.

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Tummy Sleeping And The High Needs Baby
Tummy sleeping is one of the great taboos of parenting. When we published our review of the Babocush, a tummy-down

Best Water Slings for Summer
Summer babywearing can be hard work. You’re both sweating, flustered, and can’t get comfortable. Beat the heat in the shower,

 

 

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